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In this episode of The Turn On, Erica and Kenrya read "Be Mine" by Savannah J. Frierson and talk about ethical non-monogamy, managing multiple partners, turning off the "cool girl" BS, the joys of being taken care of and the importance of highlighting the sweet before. Oh, and E apologizes to all the people she's half-ass kissed before.
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Kenrya: So before we get started, we're here to do some begging.
Erica: We are here to beg like 1980s and 1990 R&B stars like who? Keith Sweat.
Kenrya: Keith Sweat, yeah. Remember when we saw him in concert?
Erica: It was like the apex of niggas in linen pants, those little A tank tops, and Stacy Adams.
Kenrya: It's true, but it was a damn good show. We were in our 20s when we went to that show.
Kenrya: We were very young.
Erica: Now I wouldn't be mad at a fine gentleman in some nice linen pants.
Kenrya: Me too. And I can still appreciate the begging of Keith Sweat.
Erica: Can we? Like he says, he begs to your woman so you don't have to.
Kenrya: Exactly, but today we actually do have to beg.
Erica: We doing our own begging, right?
Kenrya: Yeah. And you don't have to break out your linen, but what we do want is for y’all to tell us what you think about the show.
Erica: Yeah, so it sounds like work, I promise it does, but it's painless. All you're going to do is head to TheTurnOnPodcast.com/Survey and answer a few questions. It will help us give you more of what you love.
Kenrya: Yes, help us, help you.
Erica: Yeah. On the survey, is one of the questions, “Do you guys enjoy Erica singing?”
Kenrya: That is not one of the questions on the survey.
Erica: I feel like it should be.
Kenrya: You think it should be?
Erica: I feel like it should be, but whatever.
Kenrya: Just yo, if you all give us a few minutes of your time, you can help us give you more of the show that you love. And all you got to do is head to TheTurnOnPodcast.com/Survey. Yes, please, and thank you.
Erica: Okay, so let's start the show.
Kenrya: All right.
Kenrya: Come here. Get off.
Erica: Hey, y'all. Welcome to this week's episode of The Turn On. Today we are reading “Be Mine: An Interracial Poly Romance Novella” written by Savannah J. Frierson in 2020. Sit back, relax, get your wine, get your weed, and get your whatever you need. Enjoy.
Kenrya: “Be Mine,” by Savannah J. Frierson.
Kenrya: "Why haven't y'all kissed me yet?" Three pairs of eyes looked at her with surprise. After nearly a week of this new normal, that was the only thing that had, well, remained the old normal. Their stares had been too long, too intense for them to be satisfied with the brief, innocent kisses they'd been giving her. Why have they been keeping themselves in check? Ye-Jun shrugged. "Why haven't you kissed us?" Ingrid blinked. "What?" "Kisses go both ways, Ingrid," Ade said, shrugging also. "You can kiss us. We wouldn't mind." Ingrid started to say something, then she clamped her mouth shut and looked at B.B. "What say you?" B.B. ducked his head and cut into his food. "I mean, they have a point." "You want me to kiss you?" Ingrid asked for clarification. "For a start," Ye-Jun said. "Or at least let us kiss you," Ade added.
Kenrya: A flush that had nothing to do with pleasure overcame her. "What are you talking about?" Ade and Ye-Jun looked at each other, then at B.B., whose gaze remained riveted on his plate. The blond man cleared his throat, his large shoulders rising and falling with his deep sigh. "You tend to move your head when we kiss you." "Move it how?" Ingrid asked, her tone sharp and flint. "Away," Ye-Jun replied. "You run away from us." Her jaw dropped. "I do not!" "You do," B.B. insisted, now looking at her. "Anytime we come near your mouth, you hold your head away or you turn so we just glance it. I don't know about the others, but I had been trying to kiss you for days before settling on the other parts of you that you don't mind our mouths on."
Kenrya: Ingrid released a hyper laugh. Of course she'd been self-sabotaging herself. When presented with three of the finest men she'd ever seen, leave it to her to hold them at arm's length. "I ... " She shut her mouth. She'd been about to say something self-deprecating and unkind about herself. Pursing her lips, Ingrid shook her head and started again. "I apologize for making y'all feel you weren't wanted." She couldn't look at them as she spoke, the tickle in her throat having morphed into a pebble and then a boulder. The plate in her vision began to blur and she stood quickly. The chair groaned across the hardwood floor. "Ingrid." "I got to go to the bathroom. Excuse me," she said, unsure if her words were audible for the tears that were threatening. She rushed into the downstairs powder room, locking it for good measure.
Kenrya: This was the second time she'd fled into a bathroom because of them. She'd been so sure she'd tossed her doubts aside, but apparently they boomeranged right back without her really noticing. The porcelain of the sink was cool on her palms as she braced herself on it. She let a few of her tears slip out before taking several slow, deep breaths and shoving the rest back inside.
Kenrya: She was resisting the very thing she asked for and was on autopilot as she did it. Did she think a shoe was going to drop? That they’d see her, realize how woefully inexperienced she was and change their minds? When she opened the door over a week ago telling Ade she wanted him to be her Valentine, all three had walked right in with confidence strides. She was the one still hovering at the frame, poking a head in without fully committing, fully trusting that this was something she could have, deserved to have.
Kenrya: The clanking of dishes being cleared from the table filtered through the door and she sighed again. She needed to put one foot in front of the other like a big girl and stop tripping. What she wanted was right there for her to grasp, and all she had to do was reach out and claim it. Standing, Ingrid squared her shoulders and looked at her reflection in the mirror. No, she wasn't the greatest beauty and maybe she carried more weight than health charts said she should, but not one man in this house had ever made her feel less than beautiful, desired and wanted.
Kenrya: That self-talk track she recorded and replayed in her subconscious has served its purpose when men she didn't want or didn't want her had entered her life, but they weren't here anymore. In this present, everything was mutual. She could do no less than honor that. Singing "I'm Coming Out" in her head, Ingrid left the powder room.
Kenrya: All three men stood at attention when she came into view. "Hey," Ye-Jun said, caution clear in his voice. He stepped forward, but just the one step, his hand reaching out to her. She went to him, sliding his arm around her waist. "May I kiss you?" He swallowed, his Adam's apple bobbing. His hand squeezed her waist. "Yeah." He cleared his throat, his voice having come out higher and hoarser than he'd intended. "Yeah, I'd like that." She smiled, his response bolstering her confidence. She stood on the balls of her feet, bringing her body flush against his. He was firm and so warm, just like he'd been when he cuddled her during her cycle. Biting her bottom lip, Ingrid slid her fingers up his neck, feeling his pulse increase until she cradled his jaw. Ye-Jun closed his eyes, his lips parting at the sensation of her touch. Ingrid guided his head down so his mouth brushed hers. She pursed her lips to increase the pressure and he returned it. Ye-Jun didn't take over, letting her direct the intensity and tempo of this first kiss. She kept it light, the feel of his soft lips on her so exquisitely sweet.
Kenrya: She broke the kiss and looked at him through her eyelashes. "Was that okay?" He smiled softly and bent his head, giving her his answer in the form of another kiss. This one wasn't gentle or hesitant. Ye-Jun knew exactly what to do with his lips, how much pleasure to apply, how raw her mouth should feel by the end of it, how wet she should be. Oh, how very wet. He only gave her a touch of tongue before drawing back. Ingrid clung to him, because her knees had lost all their strength. His smile transformed from sweet to smug. "Was that okay?" he parroted, knowing damn well it went beyond the adjective. Ingrid hid her face in his shoulder, feeling him chuckle at her expense and then squeeze her with a strong hug. "That was amazing," he ultimately said. "I should swat you for keeping that from me all this time." She smiled into his shoulder. "You just want to watch my ass jiggle." "Baby, watching you walk away is the most bittersweet experience of my life," he said, and she laughed outright, stepping away from him. She clasped her hands in front of her demurely, because she wasn't sure what else to do. "Thank you for letting me kiss you," she said. "Anytime," Ye-Jun said, "And I'm serious about that."
Kenrya: Feeling her cheeks flame, she looked over at Ade and B.B. They both gazed at her with hunger in their eyes that made her breathless. Nevertheless, she recognized her desire was larger than her nerves and she arched an eyebrow at them. "Would either of you like kisses?" Ade brushed right by B.B. before the man could say anything, took her face in his wide hands and brought their mouths together. He was taller than Ye-Jun by a couple inches, so she had to strain her neck longer to reach but Ingrid didn't mind. His thumbs were gentle as they stroked her cheeks in the same slow tempo of his kiss. He wasn't aggressive. No tongues entered the fray, but he coaxed her mouth to move against his with gentle nibbles and tugs. He wanted her as a participant, not a mere recipient, and she let go of her worries of awkwardness and followed his expert lead. When the kiss finally ended, Ingrid felt dazed. His woodsy scent overpowering. She also felt a zing of triumph that Ade's hands trembled and his breathing was unsteady. "We're going to have to do this again," Ade said, his voice raspy. Ingrid smiled shyly. "I knew you'd be a good kisser, with those lips. Woof." Ade laughed and tugged her own bottom lip with his teeth. "Same here. Can't believe we haven't done this until just now. We wasted so much time." "We really did," Ingrid said, then looked around Ade to B.B.
Kenrya: "Your turn, I suppose, if you want one." "I do," B.B. said, but he surprised her by walking by and going to the living room. After sharing a confused look with Ade and Ye-Jun, she also entered the living room where B.B. was sitting on the couch and patting his thighs. "I'm too tall, and the kind of kiss I want to give you wouldn't work." "Ah, shit!" Ye-Jun exclaimed, clapping and sitting down on the armchair. "Going to lay one on our girl." B.B. blushed and gave Ye-Jun a patient look. "Logistically, sitting is better." "You going to wait to sit every time you want to kiss her?" Ade teased. B.B. frowned, his growing self-consciousness evident, and Ingrid glared at the other two before sitting on his lap. She cupped her cheek in her hand and made him look at her. "Ignore them," she said, loud enough for him and the others to hear. "They're just mad you were able to give me an orgasm by kissing my elbow." The ribbing abruptly stopped and B.B.'s shyness transformed into a smug smile. "I like giving you an orgasm," B.B. said, sliding a hand along her hip and waist, "Even though I didn't mean to. I just like kissing you." "I like receiving it," Ingrid said, feeling more comfortable to admit that. "I liked you kissing me too. I'd like for us to do it again, on the mouth this time."
Kenrya: B.B.'s smile was so sweet that she couldn't help but hug him. He held her close, her body trembling as he nuzzled her neck and jaw. She turned her head and kissed the evening growth of his cheek. Then they both moved so their lips could meet. He was the least assertive of the three, giving her the confidence to take what she learned from Ye-Jun and Ade and use it on him. He squeezed her side as her mouth traveled around his, as her teeth nibbled his lips. However, B.B. didn't remain passive for long, and by the time they ended the kiss, Ingrid realized she was reclining against the couch's arm with B.B. hovering above her, breathing like he'd just run a marathon. The thrill thrumming inside her made her giggle and she caressed his cheek. "You're an eager one." He shook his head and started to pull away, but her hands heightened around his jaw. "I'm sorry." "No," she countered, liking how red and swollen his lips were, how blown his pupils were, all because of her. "It feels good to know you desire me." He turned his face to kiss her palm, but his eyes remained locked on hers. "For a long time now," B.B. said. "Now that I can touch you, I'm greedy."
Kenrya: A pair of hands settled on her shoulders and she looked above her to see Ade's face. "We all are." She looked around but she didn't see Ye-Jun. "Where's ... " "Jumping the gun most likely," Ade said with an exasperated sigh. Ingrid frowned. "What do you mean?" She heard thumping indicating someone coming down the stairs. Ye-Jun stopped in front of the television, breathing more heavily than normal. "Bedroom's ready." Ingrid's eyes widened and Ye-Jun's face colored at her obviously shocked expression. "I mean, if you are."
Erica: Welcome back. Thank you, Kenrya, for that lovely reading. Look. Baby.
Kenrya: This book, yo.
Erica: This book is filthy in a good way.
Kenrya: It is. It's quite possibly one of the dirtiest books we've ever ...
Erica: This is not a shade.
Erica: When we were starting to talk about, when we were planning for this episode and stuff, I was mapping out what was going on, and I called Kenrya and I was like, "Girl, all this fucking in this book and you pick to read a scene that wasn't fucking?" Why is that?
Kenrya: That was on purpose. A couple of things. One, the sex scenes are very long because they are very filthy and there's four people who got to get off, and so it takes a long time.
Erica: They do, because honey, I was doing a little work last night and was like, "I'm going to go to bed now."
Kenrya: Then I think yes, this is a show about sex, and yes, we going to talk about the sex, but I was thinking about the fact that when people think about polyamorous relationships, particularly ones like this where everybody's loving on everybody, that they just go straight to the sex. One of the things that I like about this book is that Savannah spends a lot of time in the characters' heads, particularly in Ingrid's head, where she's thinking about whether or not this is how she wants to proceed. A little bit battling with her heart and with her head and all of that kind of stuff. I like this scene because it's the moment that she's like, "You know what? Yeah. I'm in. This is what I'm going to do." I think it's sweet. I think it's just enough of a hint of the filth that is to come. It does have them connecting on a physical level without it being who's inside of whom. I like that it was a prelude to that. Also, sitting here reading really filthy stuff is not always that easy with an audience.
Erica: This always takes me back to that one story that we actually ended up scrapping.
Kenrya: From our original pilot?
Erica: Yeah. It was like, "Ah! Mm! Ee! Oh! Ah ah ah! Do it, girl, do it! Oh, oh, oh!"
Kenrya: I kept laughing. It was a lot.
Erica: I was like, "You know what? Nah."
Kenrya: "Let's not do this one."
Erica: Actually, Tia Williams said, she was like, "Writing erotica's difficult, because in the wrong hands, done improperly, it's either cheesy or very icky."
Kenrya: This is neither cheesy nor-
Erica: This is neither.
Kenrya: ... icky. I just thought it would be nice to give folks the sweet before, because we talk about it all the time, how sex is not just penetration, that there's things that come before, and that's what this was. Now we want you all to get this book and read this book and get into the filth.
Erica: This is the intimate bits of it. Yeah, girl. Nasty. I loved every minute. I was reading it on vacation, and I literally had to get up and go tap one of our mutual friends on the shoulder and was like, "Yo, Kenrya is nasty. She is nasty."
Kenrya: Yo, when I say I read this book in a couple hours, I started it thinking, it was a Sunday, thinking I was just going to dip in and see if it was a possibility, because it was in our research period, and I couldn't stop.
Erica: It's good. I don't want anyone, particularly Savannah, I don't want you to perceive us saying this is nasty, this is filthy, any way derogatory. I mean that in the most highest regard of like, you did the damn thing. You struck good story, all of that, character development, with just some good ole raunch. Actually, we were talking about, this book isn't as much of that, but I remember we were talking about what's the one piece that we wish was written. You were like, "Jump in and bam, fucking from the beginning."
Kenrya: Even though this does not do that.
Erica: Not fucking from the beginning, but the fucking that happened-
Kenrya: Once they start-
Erica: ... was grade A.
Kenrya: Highlight reel shit.
Erica: Yeah. This is going down. All that to say we recommend this book to everyone. That brings us to talking about what the fuck is the book even about, because we jumped in talking about how good the sex was. Do you want to give a synopsis?
Kenrya: I can try. You might have to remind me of the names. There's Ingrid, there's Ade, there's B.B., and there's Ye-Jun. Am I saying that right? You're probably looking at it. I'm not looking at it.
Kenrya: They all live together as roommates. The three guys live together in the big house, and she lives in a guesthouse. She owns it or her family does or something like that. They're all friends. The guys are all best friends. Two of them work together. They hang out. They have regular hangout nights together, whatever. Then ahead of Valentine's Day, Ingrid asks Ade to be her valentine. It opens this can of worms where he's basically like, "Hell yeah, but not just me." Apparently all three of them have been talking about how they all have feelings for her and how they all want to be her boyfriend. Then a lot of the book and what makes it so fantastic is just her negotiating what that looks like, negotiating with herself and then negotiating with them and trying to figure out what their life could look like as a-
Erica: As a crew.
Kenrya: ... part of a crew.
Erica: Quarple. I'm trying. You know I have couple.
Kenrya: Yeah, figure out what it is.
Erica: Quarple. Quarple.
Kenrya: I'm sure there's a word for it. We'll talk about this next week. There's a lot of different ways to be ethically non-monogamous. In this situation it looks like polyamory where all four of them are involved together. She's the linchpin.
Erica: She's the piece, because they don't really have sex with one another, right?
Kenrya: No, but they're also-
Erica: They're brothers. They're brother-boyfriends. I hate using the term sister-wives, because I feel like people use it so disparagingly nowadays, but you can tell that they're good friends. They're brothers.
Kenrya: Yeah, but when I think of ... Again, obviously I'm not in this type of relationship, but it's not as if each of them ... She does have her individual relationships with all three of them, but also, because they're all best friends, they have an emotional relationship, even if they're not, although they're all-
Kenrya: ... having sex together, they're not penetrating each other or anything like that. They're all in a relationship together, but she's the piece that they all pivot around.
Erica: Girl. I would love to be at the center of anybody's universe. The center of a universe like that. I'm lying. I don't want to have to be that nice to that many people. Not at the same time. I do think it's dope how she has very individual relationships with each one of them.
Kenrya: Their different things that they do together.
Erica: Exactly. One walks her to work every morning. One brings her lunch.
Kenrya: It's this concept of she's not trying to get everything from one person. She gets different needs met from the different mine. B.B. is the one who she connects with emotionally. When she needs to talk through stuff, he's-
Erica: That's the white guy, right?
Kenrya: That's the white guy.
Erica: He's like a big teddy bear. In my mind he's like a big teddy bear. That's the most ... Never mind. I was about to say something wrong. This all kicks off with Valentine's Day, where Ingrid's like, "Look, I just want to be held and loved and cherished and made to feel like I am a special bitch on Valentine's Day. That's all I need." She didn't say it, but she was like, "Look, that's all I need." It makes me think, because as I'm going through this dating process, as I'm figuring my life out, I have had situations where I was just like, "You know what? Right now I just need a hug and a night together where we feel like everything's normal. Even though everything else is going wrong, and not wrong, but it ain't going anywhere, but let's suspend those thoughts and ideas for just a night, because I need some intimacy." I do that less now, I will say. You know what? No. Let me not even say I do that less now. I actually do it more now, because I am more honest about what's going ... I got my nails done. Can you tell?
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative). I see.
Erica: I think I do it more now because I'm more honest about where I am, the situation at hand, who I'm dealing with, all of that. It's actually pretty damn dope. Not saying that I do it a lot, but I definitely, in the past, before I became sober, relationship-sober, I would do that and not be ... I'd be like, "Oh, this is trash. It's not going anywhere, but we going to play house for a weekend, because that's what I want to do." Then by Saturday morning I'm like, "We going to make this work." Whereas now I'm like, "Look, this ain't going nowhere. We know it's not going anywhere, but we want to snuggle, so let's just snuggle." When it's all over with. I like that Ingrid started out by saying, "This is what I want. This is what I need." I do think that she was selling herself short in this situation, and that's why. Even when she initially asked Ade?
Erica: Ade. Good Midwestern tongue, I be trying to make things more difficult than it is. When she asks Ade about it and he was just like, "Wait, what?" He was like, "Bitch, you selling yourself short." She took it as a rejection.
Kenrya: Viewed it like it was a rejection.
Erica: He was like, "Nah bitch, come on back."
Kenrya: He's like, "No, we got a proposal for you."
Erica: He had a whole kit and caboodle. Have you done that in relationships, either knowingly, or looking back, unknowingly?
Kenrya: Sell myself short?
Erica: No, not sell yourself short. Suspend all reality for the sake of getting what I need.
Kenrya: Yes, if what I needed was to be fucking codependent.
Erica: This reminds me, we were in the pool on Saturday and I was like ...
Kenrya: Yeah, I've stayed places too long, for sure. I used to, in my 20s, almost brag about the fact that I was always the one to end things. They were always with good reason.
Erica: I was like, "Bitch, you should've did that six months ago."
Kenrya: Exactly. That's where I was going with that. Yeah, done that.
Erica: Outside of codependence, have you been ... I look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame with this sweater on.
Kenrya: No, you don't.
Erica: Sorry, I had a sweater that's giving me extra back flub.
Kenrya: Is that what it is?
Erica: Outside of being codependent, have you just been at a point in your life where you're like, "I need to feel like I'm a relationship for a day. Come on over. Let's act like it. I know you got shit going on." Not shit as in other families or anything, but, "I know you got shit going on. We're still going to make it work." No?
Kenrya: No, I don't think I've ever done that.
Erica: Captain Dumb over here at your service.
Erica: Valentine's Day, we've talked about this a bit, because I think me and you have in the past been like, "Oh, I don't do Valentine's Day."
Kenrya: "Cool girl."
Erica: Where I'm realizing the more ... I've actually added it to my list. I want to be loved out loud. I want to be loved, because I'm the type of person, I love out loud. If you my man, I'm like, "That is my nigga! Mm, he the best!" I want the same thing for me.
Kenrya: You deserve.
Erica: I totally deserve it.
Kenrya: Shit, everybody does.
Erica: (singing) That was me singing Tank and Mama D.
Erica: What'd you say?
Kenrya: I said okay.
Erica: Now I'm more of the Valentine's Day is a thing camp. I want the flowers. I want the chocolates, even though I'm not going to eat them. I want a dinner. I want some fancy shit. You did Valentine's Day with your current partner, right?
Kenrya: Yeah. We don't do fancy. I get my favorite flowers. We eat Chinese food, just because it's our tradition. He buys my favorite pie, which is expensive as hell and has to be preordered and going and picked up.
Erica: I be showing up the next day like, "You have some of that Valentine's pie?"
Kenrya: It's just nice. He writes me cards. He wrote me a card for our first Valentine's Day with a poem in it! This nigga. I was like, "What?" It's on my mirror perpetually.
Erica: He wrote the poem?
Kenrya: Yeah, he wrote that.
Erica: Oh, wow. I haven't seen it.
Kenrya: I thought I showed it to you. Whatever. He wrote it. It's funny, because he's funny. Part of why it's on the mirror is to make fun of him.
Erica: (singing) I'm realizing that I like romance. I love the romance. I'm leaning into it, especially hosting this show now. I'm leaning into loving the romance and the tradition and customs that relationships have. I went on a date recently, and this guy brought flowers. It was very ...
Kenrya: That's sweet.
Erica: It was sweet. I don't get flowers. I do, but not like that. Only reason I get flowers often is because a bitch been in and out of the hospital and surgeries and things.
Kenrya: I send you flowers sometimes.
Erica: You do.
Kenrya: That don't have to do with you being in the hospital.
Erica: I know, but I ain't trying to fuck you, so [inaudible 00:32:28]. It was just so sweet to get flowers and be doted on. It was just so dope.
Kenrya: It's a nice feeling.
Erica: Yeah. Initially it was weird. I had to get past the, "Now what do I do?" I was like, "No, this is beautiful."
Kenrya: You say, "Thank you." You say, "Thank you."
Erica: Exactly, "Thank you," put them in water. Have you had a memorable Valentine's Day, either amazing or horrible or both?
Kenrya: I've had both.
Erica: Give me a high and give me a low.
Kenrya: So memorable have just been all the ones with my current partner.
Erica: All right.
Kenrya: They follow exactly what I just ... Champagne. I can't drink anymore. Chinese food every time and we get our pie. One of the things I love about him is that he likes traditions as much as I do. We have created all these traditions for all of these things, like for his birthday, for my birthday, for my kid's birthday, for Valentine's Day, for Christmas.
Erica: I love traditions. I guess it's the type A-ness in me where I want to know-
Kenrya: What's going to happen.
Erica: ... what's going to happen and how can we riff on this.
Kenrya: It's comforting. It gives you something to look forward to. I don't know. We can build on them and do additional things or change them up. For his first birthday, not too long after we met, I baked him my cake, that cake that everybody like. Then for his birthday this last year I made what I had come to find out was his favorite cake, which I'd never even seen him eat before. I found a recipe. I made that shit from scratch scratch.
Erica: What kind of cake?
Kenrya: He likes Boston cream pie. It's good as fuck.
Erica: With cream, you ate it?
Kenrya: Yeah, I tasted it.
Erica: Oh, wow.
Kenrya: Yeah, I tasted it.
Erica: It sounds like a bubble gut express.
Kenrya: Yeah, but it was worth it. It was really fucking good. Then I sent him home with the whole thing.
Erica: Like, "All right."
Kenrya: I was like, "Take that out of my house." That's the way that that has evolved. I always bake for him on his birthday, because he likes my baking. I just do different things or whatever. A low, I pretty much realized I was getting a divorce on Valentine's Day.
Erica: Do you want to share exactly what it is or is that?
Erica: All right. That's perfectly-
Kenrya: That's something I'm writing about. I don't think it's something I want to share here.
Erica: I think that just to go back about traditions, I think because I have experienced so much loss with the people that I love in my life, traditions mean so much to me, because I have the one thing that I feel the ... I feel the closest with my mama when I'm cleaning up my house, listening to “The Preacher's Wife” soundtrack, because for some reason that's my Christmas soundtrack, decorating my house for Christmas Day, or making my granny's dressing for Thanksgiving. Traditions are the one piece of me that I have to hold onto the people that I love in my life. I feel like that is what they handed down. That's what they have from their grannies and their moms. They passed it on to me. It's just the whole ancestor piece of it all. I like them in relationships also because that's my love. I guess your familial love is the first type of love, and it transfers onto relationships.
Erica: I love Valentine's Day. I try to do this with my son. When we were little, my mom would always ... We'd wake up Valentine's morning and there'd be a balloon, card, and candy for each of us, even when we were going through some of our ... I'm about to start crying. Even when we were going through some of our hardest times, we always had a Valentine's Day card, them little conversation hearts, and a balloon, and maybe a stuffed animal. I guess that's why it feels so good to me. For a long time I was like, "I ain't doing Valentine's Day. I don't have to do Valentine's Day." No. Now I want all the shit. I want flowers.
Erica: I want candy. I want all of that. I actually went on a first date on Valentine's Day. We didn't realize it was Valentine's Day though.
Kenrya: That's funny.
Erica: We couldn't get reservations. We was like, "What the fuck?" It was like, "Oh, shit."
Kenrya: "Oh, it's that day."
Erica: "It's Valentine's Day."
Kenrya: It's interesting, I know for me the whole, "I'm too cool for Valentine's Day," really came out of not really wanting to be vulnerable. For me, I didn't want to make this big deal out of this thing with this person who was perhaps not making a big deal out of me. I didn't want to expose that by pushing. It was easier for me to say that I didn't care, to not make plans, even when I was in relationships, because better to just shut the fuck up and not have it be made entirely clear that this is not what I want it to be.
Erica: Not be big. Not take up too much space. I'm now like, "Look, I like it. I want it all. I want it big. If you can't even fucking scrape up enough energy to entertain me on that bullshit, you ain't for me, because I'm going to scrape up energy to entertain you on a fucking NBA Draft," or whatever the fuck them people do with baseballs and things. If you can't give me that energy, then I don't want it.
Kenrya: That's right.
Erica: My Valentine's Day date, it was actually interesting, because we had just been talking and getting to know each other, and it was like, "I'm free this day. You free this day. You don't have your kid. I don't have my kid. We going to get together." Then as we were trying to make plans we were like, "Oh fuck, that's Valentine's Day." We ended up ordering food and hanging out. It was a good situation. This is literally our first date, so I'm not going to put that pressure on you. Also I had gotten flowers delivered from somebody else earlier that day. I'm not going to put that kind of pressure on you. I do also think that in a new relationship, Valentine's Day is always a little dicey if you're not talking, because you don't know how much to spend on a gift, especially if this is your first holiday together.
Kenrya: I'm thinking. We don't really do gifts. It's funny, we were trying to think about it leading up to Valentine's Day this year. We were like, "Wait, do we do gifts?"
Erica: Shit, you all Christmas and birthday gifts be fucking ...
Kenrya: Yeah, and then we do random gifts. Then we were like, "Oh, we don't do Valentime's Day gifts," and so we're like, "Okay."
Kenrya: Whatever, bitch. We didn't do them for the first one, and so we just whatever. Also Valentine's Day falls smack in between his birthday and mine.
Erica: Happy Valentine's Day.
Kenrya: It's a lot.
Erica: Girl, I'm literally having a ... Do you see my face? I'm sweating. I'm having a hot flash as we speak.
Kenrya: Where's your little fan thing?
Erica: Girl, it's whatever. It's fine. We don't need the noise. It's all good.
Kenrya: Take that thing off. Take off your sweater.
Erica: You all don't want to see what's underneath this. You all don't need to see what's underneath this. I have on a tank top and right now my titties are like this. One's on floor three, the other one's on floor five. Don't worry, we getting it fixed soon, but yes, it's all good. Sorry. Something else in the story. Ingrid had her period. Was that the first couple thing that they did together?
Kenrya: Yeah. I forgot about that.
Erica: First, so happy I don't do that right now. I'm not menstruating. It was cute and sweet.
Kenrya: It was. They were all so very concerned. Also, you all, she has dysmenorrhea, so incredibly painful periods. Go ahead.
Erica: Someone knows what that's all about.
Kenrya: Yeah, it's not great.
Erica: Again, as I get more in touch with myself, I need that kind of energy. If I'm not feeling well, I need you to booboo me. I'm tired of being strong and resilient and all that shit. I want to lay in bed in a puddle, have you rub my belly, feed me soup, all that shit, because, I say this because I want to do the same thing for you. I might cuss you out when I walk out the room. I'm like, "This fuck. All it is a splinter in his finger." I think it's sweet. I thought that was really sweet, because one, periods can suck. As a part of the work I'm doing, I'm trying to work on how to reframe menstruating. I'm trying to reframe that. I don't want to be completely like, "It's the pits!"
Kenrya: Because for some people it's not.
Erica: For some people it is, and not because it physically is, but because they made it that. They've given it that energy in their head. Some people, it sucks.
Kenrya: Also for some people it's because it's a body dysphoria issue as well for some people who menstruate.
Erica: I was going to get to that, because I recognize that that shit is painful. Watching you go through it, watching my sister go through it, I know that it is fucking horrible. I think it was really nice that her boyfriends honored her going through this and babied her and gave her all the things that she needed. I was talking to this intuitive. We were talking about periods. She was saying that she had two daughters and they would all come on their cycle around the same time. She was like, "My husband just knew to leave us alone." Short of moving out of the house for that time. He did, because it became a point, it became a ritual. She said it became a ritual in her home where her and her daughters gave their bodies everything that it wanted, needed, and craved in that period, because it was honoring it for what it was going through. I thought that was a really good way of putting it, not like, "Oh, I'm bloated. I want chocolate." No. My body says it wants chocolate, because it wants chocolate. It's going through some things, and so let's give it chocolate, as opposed to being like ...
Kenrya: Why did that mean that he had to fade into the background? I don't get that part.
Erica: Because she was like, "This ain't about you. This about me and my daughters are going through what we're going through in our body and you can kick rocks." She was talking about more like centering herself and her womanhood and all of that and telling her husband, "Kick rocks. It ain't about you." As someone who no longer periods, but watches my close friend go through it, I thought that that little whole scene and situation was just so sweet. Also, can we give a shout-out to their living situation?
Kenrya: That she has her own little house?
Erica: She has her own little she-shed in the back, and then they have the house. She lives with them.
Kenrya: Goes there when she wants to get away.
Erica: She gets to go to her she-shed when she needs to. If I'm going to have three boyfriends, I'm going to need my own space.
Kenrya: Honestly, that shit sounds exhausting.
Erica: Having three boyfriends?
Erica: Fuck yeah. I don't want to be nice to three people. I don't want to be nice to one person all the time. You got to be nice to me all the time.
Kenrya: For me it's not even necessarily about being ... I don't have a lot of time. In past relationships, men have tried to make me feel guilty about the fact that I work a lot and have other things going on that don't involve them. That's obviously not an issue now. My partner works just as much as I do.
Erica: Yup. All set up at your daughter's desk to do so.
Kenrya: Right next to me, exactly. It works for us because we both are on the same workaholic wavelength, which is not healthy, but whatever. We're also good at telling each other, "Hey, put that shit down and come here."
Erica: Yeah, because you all good at checking each other. If only you took your own advice. I'm glad that he has you to give whatever. You get what I'm saying?
Kenrya: Yeah. The idea of having to navigate that with three different people, I know me and I know that I would always feel like I was stretched a bit too thin and like I wasn't giving anybody enough of what they deserved, just because I've got so many things going on all the time. Then you add on my health and being tired all the fucking ... I fall asleep on this nigga every day. I don't know how I would ... I don't know. It would feel daunting for me.
Erica: I never understood the whole, "I don't have time to date," or, "I don't have time to," until this period in my life. You really got to be doing some sparkly shit for me to be like, "Okay, I'm going to disconnect." We were just having this conversation moments ago. You make time for what you want.
Kenrya: For sure.
Erica: I'm not trying to want three people.
Kenrya: I wouldn't want it to feel like something that felt like work, not like something I'm working at, because relationships require energy and intention, but I wouldn't want it to feel like, "Okay, let’s..."
Erica: Make sure I'm giving this person the time that they need. On the other side of the coin, I guess you make the relationship what it is.
Kenrya: What you all want it to be.
Erica: Maybe with one partner it is we see each other quarterly because that's all we have for one another. That's what works.
Kenrya: You're right.
Erica: Again, to each his own. You like it, I love it.
Kenrya: You build the relationships that work for you. Except for now every time I hear, "You like it, I love it," I just hear, "Says a Black woman who neither likes nor loves it."
Erica: This time I do like-
Kenrya: Because most of the time that's true.
Erica: ... and love it. This time I do like and love. Girl!
Erica: They were kissing. They were kissing a lot in that scene you read.
Kenrya: You don't like kissing. I'm like, "Why are you freaking out?"
Erica: In that scene you read, they were doing a lot of kissing. I literally have, "Kissing, ick." They were doing a lot of kissing.
Kenrya: What you was finna to say? Something you shouldn't say?
Erica: Fuck it. You know I don't like kissing, right?
Erica: My kisses aren't like ... They're like ... Which, whatever, until I kissed someone that kisses that way, and I was like, "Oh, bitch, this is horrible." I got to fix it. I got to fix it. I got to fix it, because it was not ...
Kenrya: Passionate or ...
Erica: It was just like, "What the fuck's going on here?" If you've ever kissed me in the past-
Kenrya: Oh my God.
Erica: ... and you got this, I apologize, because now I recognize that shit was fucked up.
Kenrya: It's funny, my partner will not admit that he doesn't like kissing, but I know that he doesn't like it as much as I do. He totally kisses me just because I want a kiss, but it's definitely not on his list of favorite shit to do.
Erica: The thing is I like kisses. I like snuggling. Again, I'm realizing that one of my love languages is ... You know what? Fuck it. I like all the love languages. I like physical touch. I love laying in the bed, holding hands, kissing, lots of kisses on your face. If you have a bald head, I will just kiss that little noggin to death. In the mouth, it's just really weird. Again-
Kenrya: It's not your thing.
Erica: I apologize, y'all. Also in the scene you read, Ingrid had to give herself a pep talk. Again, this book, Savannah did a really good job of writing what's going on in Ingrid's head, how she's processing this. That point where she was having the pep talk of like, "I could hit the gym more. I do have this." She was like, "Wait, bitch. Wait."
Kenrya: "Don't do that."
Erica: She was like, "Don't do that. I don't like that." She was like, "Ain't nobody got no problem with this, so why the fuck do I have a problem with this." Sometimes you need to have that outside reminder to remind yourself of, "You bad bitch. Keep it going." I had to burp and I was trying to mute.
Kenrya: You did successfully mute it, but also your face looked like you burped. Details.
Erica: That's a little fun. That is more incentive to watch this excursion.
Kenrya: To watch us.
Erica: More incentive for you to watch us on YouTube.
Kenrya: To see Erica burp.
Erica: Also the consent that was written in this scene was just so darn cute. It was like, "Would you like?" "Yes, I would like." "Oh, I like that. Would you like?" These young kids these days, it's just so adorable.
Kenrya: How old are they supposed to be? I don't know.
Erica: I don't know. I just talk about any ... I feel like an old lady sitting on a porch. This reminds me about I was watching “House Party.” There was this scene where they were talking about, "You got a jimmy hat? You got a prophylactic?"
Erica: Good Midwestern tongue. It just reminded me of how in the '90s and early 2000s there was lots of conversation around writing condoms into movie scenes or it was a part of the story.
Kenrya: Yes very much.
Erica: Granted he did say “backstage underage,” but he also said the “J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, yo.”
Kenrya: Yeah, but. Lord have mercy. Oh God.
Erica: I like how I feel like now we're seeing a lot more consent written into stories. To show how it's done without being weird or awkward.
Erica: I am a verbal bitch. I need you to tell me how good this pussy is while you in it. I also need you to tell me you cannot wait to kiss me. Do you want me to kiss you? Yes, I want you to kiss me. How hard do you want me to kiss you? So I feel it in my pussy. I don't know if that's right. Sorry.
Erica: I am a hot mess. Last point. Self-sabotage. When they were talking about the kissing, I can't remember exactly who it was, but they were talking to Ingrid and it was like, "Would you like to kiss me?" No, "Why don't you kiss me?" It was like, "Why don't you kiss me? It goes both ways." Then they were like, "Every time we look like we about to kiss you, you run away." It made me think about the self-sabotage, how do we shoot ourselves in our foot running from things. Did you ever do that?
Kenrya: Yeah. My current relationship that we've-
Erica: Your origin story.
Kenrya: ... talked about on this show, yeah, I basically ended it before it could start, because I made what we call “The Unilateral Decision.”
Erica: Is that the term for it?
Kenrya: Yes, capital letters. When we refer to it, that is how we refer to it, “The Unilateral Decision” that I made. Thank God it didn't stick. We were still hanging out, lying to ourselves, talking about we just friends who hung out every fucking day.
Erica: RIP Biz Markie.
Kenrya: Aw. Yeah.
Erica: Now I know what I'm going to title this episode. We'll get to that later.
Kenrya: They start out as friends.
Erica: Could be “Happy Valentine's Day” or we could do-
Kenrya: We could.
Erica: ... (singing) I think we're going to do “Just A Friend” just as a RIP.
Kenrya: I think that works.
Erica: I'm sorry, you all totally in on a production call.
Erica: Right now but it's okay.
Kenrya: It also shows you all when we recorded this. Just a couple days ago.
Erica: I think that's all I've got. You got anything else?
Kenrya: Just for our more gentle listeners out there, don't be afraid to read this just because we said it's filthy.
Erica: Don't be afraid. It's a good book.
Kenrya: It's a fantastic book. It's well written. It's part of a series. After I finished this one, I downloaded the second one and I read that the same day too. It's incredibly well written. The characters are super well developed. They all have their own distinct personalities and quirks and motivations. Everybody feels realistic. You care about these people.
Erica: Getting in Ingrid's head was the best part to me. If you are not exposed to polyamorous relationships, then ... This would be considered polyamorous, right?
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: It's a legit relationship. If you're not used to that and haven't been exposed to it, I think it's a good read on just getting in someone's head on how they decide to do this. Also recognizing that we live in the fucking world we live in where motherfuckers are judgey than a motherfucker. Don't be hesitant to read it.
Kenrya: The other thing I would say, when I saw the subtitle, which is something like interracial whatever, I don't really read those books.
Erica: Yeah, we don't.
Kenrya: Not on purpose.
Erica: This book is just a-
Kenrya: There's no fetishizing. They just happen to be home boys who look different.
Erica: Even with Ingrid being a little thick girl, it's not a-
Kenrya: A big deal. There's no after-school messaging.
Erica: That's why I told him, "You're going to love this FUPA!" None of that.
Kenrya: Exactly. There's none of that. At the same time, I'm trying to remember honestly if it was in this book or the second book, but they don't act like race doesn't exist. It's not as if race doesn't enter into-
Erica: It's in this book. It's at the end of this one.
Kenrya: They don't live in some world where race doesn't exist. They talk about it very matter of factly in the way that we all do. It's always weird. It's not fetishized, which I can't fucking do at all. It's also not like-
Erica: "We don't see color."
Kenrya: ... they live in some utopia. Exactly. It's not colorblind or no bullshit like that. This is just a part of who everyone is. Ingrid is a Black woman, obviously.
Erica: All righty. That wraps up this part. We going to pay some bills and then come back to ...
Kenrya: What's Turning Us On.
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Kenrya: All right, good people. We are back.
Erica: What's turning us on this week?
Kenrya: I guess because of, I don't know, the stuff I watch or whatever, I get served a lot of ads for things on IG.
Erica: You got served? What you get served?
Kenrya: I did. I'd seen this a couple of times but didn't really whatever. Then my partner saw it and sent it to me. He DM'ed it to me on IG and was like, "For the show?" He's so helpful.
Erica: That's the reason you had no idea what it looked like in the package?
Kenrya: Yeah. I wasn't the one who opened it, and I never put it back, because whatever.
Erica: Because you were laying there twitching. Continue.
Kenrya: This is a toy that is advertised online. It's a clit stimulator but it's also-
Erica: I'm sorry. Can we say that this whole season of What's Turning Us On shows that Kenrya's doing all the fucking. Continue.
Kenrya: You did the first half of stuff, because I hadn't done any-
Erica: [inaudible 01:04:33].
Kenrya: ... testing and ordering and things. It's everybody in the comments. There's thousands of comments for this. It's like-
Erica: Show me!
Kenrya: I'm about to show you. It's like, "I always wanted to squirt but didn't think I could. This thing, I used it to masturbate and I finished in two minutes. It's the ultimate. I don't even need a nigga no more because I got this thing," kind of a thing. We're reading the reviews. We're like, "We should try this out." This is it. It is quite large actually.
Erica: This looks fun! Keep going. Tell me more.
Kenrya: For those who can't see-
Erica: I might have to stock some of them joints for myself.
Kenrya: It's purple silicone. It's got two different parts to it. This part is meant to be inserted. You see it has these ridges, and these are for G-spot stimulation. The whole thing vibrates. It's got controls for two different things, which again, I don't know how to work. One of the buttons makes it vibrate, and the other button operates this part, which it's like a little circular part.
Kenrya: It's made to sit right over your clit and to suck it like a person would.
Erica: I would fucking lose my mind with that joint.
Kenrya: We have used it as a foreplay kind of a thing.
Erica: There wouldn't be no afterplay with that joint.
Kenrya: We use it. He watches while I use it. He helps me position it. Then I finish in two minutes fucking flat. Then we keep going, because it's fast.
Erica: Get that out the way.
Kenrya: Then we keep moving. Then I tend to keep coming, so it's nice. The last time we used it though, I don't know if I didn't have the position right.
Erica: Did you squirt?
Kenrya: Huh? No. Not yet, but it's coming. It's so fast.
Erica: You got to keep going. That's the thing. You feel like it's too sensitive, don't take it off.
Kenrya: The last time we did it, that's what I was going to say, I don't know if I didn't have it positioned quite ... I didn't come fast enough. Maybe it was just turned up too high.
Erica: Your clit was like, "No!"
Kenrya: I was numb by the time I ... I was like, "Take this out." Then when we went to continue, it was hard for me to even finish, because it had numbed the clit. All that to say, listen to your body.
Erica: With great power comes great responsibility.
Kenrya: Great responsibility. Don't turn that shit up too high. Two out of three times I came damn near instantaneously. Shit is ridiculous, because it is doing all the things all at once. I don't know if you all can see the scale of quite how large it is, but it's a decent size for a toy that's inserted.
Erica: She's holding her hand up like she's showing-
Kenrya: Like I'm doing a makeup tutorial.
Erica: Tutorial showing spices.
Kenrya: It's covering damn near from my wrist to my middle finger. It's pretty large.
Erica: Large and in charge.
Kenrya: It's good. We'll put a link to the show notes. It's good for solo play. It's good for partner play. It's good for whatever kind of play you would like to do. Try it out.
Erica: That wraps it up.
Kenrya: It does.
Erica: That wraps up this week's episode of The Turn On. These are your two favorite hoe hosts, Erica, Killa, two hoes, making it clap.
Kenrya: Ayyye. Bye.
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In this episode of The Turn On, Erica and Kenrya read "Being Hospitable" by Meka James and talk about topping from the bottom, being clear about what you want in bed, the violent possessiveness that some people exert over the girls in their lives and just how long we can stand having guests in our homes.
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Kenrya: Come here. Get off.
Erica: Hey, hey y'all. So welcome to this week's episode of The Turn On. Today we are reading the book, well reading from the book, “Being Hospitable” and it is written by the lovely Meka James. It was published in 2020 so sit back, relax. Get your wine, your weed and whatever you need, and enjoy.
Kenrya: “Being Hospitable,” by Meka James.
Kenrya: The logical part of my brain screams no. This was not a good idea. But louder was my attraction to the sexy woman in my arms. Charley used her free hand to tap against her lips. “Here, for now.” Beautiful. Coy. The apple in the Garden of Eden. My lips met hers and a taste was the sweetest of all forbidden fruits. I groaned against her and drove my tongue forward in a desperate need to have more of all she offered.
Kenrya: Our joined hands tightened and her other free one tangled in my hair, pulling me close and giving as good as she got. Mine grabbed a handful of her firm ass. Pebbled nipples rubbed against me and I pressed my thigh harder between her legs. Her damp panties clear evidence of all she said, drove my own arousal to new heights.
Kenrya: My heart hammered in my chest. The pulsating between my legs beat in a needy rhythm for more. I kissed her harder, letting myself drown in the perfection of the moment. A tiny voice in the back of my mind told me to pull away. To stop before things got out of hand. But Charley was the one who put on the brakes. She pulled back, her heaving chest matched my own. Without a single word, she pulled the scrap of fabric masquerading as a shirt over her head. All air left my lungs at the beauty before me. Breasts pert. Nipples puckered and begging to be sucked.
Kenrya: "You are dangerous," I said with an airy chuckle. She hooked her thumbs in the waist of her underwear. "Who? Lil’ ole’ me?" The slow shake of my head matched the slow nod of hers. She stood before me naked and wearing only a confidence that fit her well. My gaze settled on the apex of her legs. Smooth, bare, glistening and beckoning me for a taste. A small voice of reason sounded off, warning me to not go down the road of temptation. But a five-alarm fire burned through me and my pussy clenched with a wanton need to feel her, skin to skin.
Kenrya: I stepped forward and placed my hands on her waist and caressed the soft flesh. "Is this what you want?" Charley licked her lips and snaked her hand between our bodies. My mouth went dry when she stroked herself. Two fingers disappeared inside her folds and then she pulled them free, and held the wet digits in front of me. "What do you think?" I wrapped my hand around her wrist and slid her coated digits into my mouth. The first taste of her hit my buds. A decadent, tangy delight. A mere sample that made me want it straight from the source.
Kenrya: I glided her fingers in and out, slipping my tongue between them until I was satisfied they were clean. But I needed more. With that thought in mind, I walked her backward. Out of the kitchen and over to the living room. Her fingers danced across my abdomen. Mine rested on her hips. Our gazes locked. Tiny circles in tentative movements as she inched upwards until she reached her intended target. As her hands went higher, so did my shirt, and my heart rate.
Kenrya: With my top removed, a giant smile graced her beautiful face. The heavy weight of arousal anchored between my legs. I let my fingers trail up and down her sides. We stood damn near eye to eye. Charley wasted no time in palming my now exposed breasts. Using her thumbs, she made tiny circles around my taut nipples. I let my hands slip around the small of her back until they cupped her ass. My neglected libido went into overdrive when she dipped her head and drew one of my aching nipples into her mouth.
Kenrya: Fiery wet heat made my pussy clench as she squeezed while flicking her tongue against the tight bud. The blood pounding through my veins thumped a rhythmic beat between my legs. Charley switched sides. Her warm mouth lavished attention on one nipple while she pinched and tweaked the other. I slid one hand around, searching for and then finding the slickened prize between her legs. The heavenly velvet softness of her body surrounding me was almost too much to handle. Cool air hit my sensitive nipples when her mouth abandoned it. But her thumbs continued to make circles around the erect peaks.
Kenrya: Moving my free hand up to the nape of her neck, I pulled her closer for another feverish kiss. Her low moans vibrated against my lips. In her silky warmth, my fingers glided back and forth with ease. The heady scent of arousal mingled in the air. I sucked her tongue and groaned when her heated palms squeezed my breasts and pinched my nipples with practiced expertise. As her desire ran down my fingers and my own pooled in my panties, time for the slow tease had passed.
Kenrya: I pulled away, and with a gentle shove, she fell backward onto the couch. I dropped to my knees in front of her and pushed her legs wider. My heart rate spiked at the sight of her open, ready, waiting. I dove in, curling my tongue upwards. Licking her from bottom to top. The taste of her made my eyes flutter and my entire being hum with delight. In rapid fire, I flicked my tongue over her stiff bud. A strangled purr was my reward. And it was a fucking sexy as hell sound. One I needed to hear again. I made small circles between the parted soft folds and slowly slid in two fingers.
Kenrya: Charley lifted her hips, pushing her sweet pussy upward against my tongue. I pulled back to look at her. Mouth parted, eyes half closed. She palmed and squeezed her breasts, tweaking her own nipples and moaning at the sensations created. I continued to stroke her as her walls constricted around my hand in waves. When I licked my lips, the essence of Charley again hit my senses. My actions sped up as I moved my fingers in and out of her body. Bringing the stunning woman splayed out before me to climax became my driving need.
Kenrya: I descended on her again, closing my lips around her stiff clit. Sucking the tiny bud. "Holy fuck." Charley shifted and propped her feet up on the couch. The move opened her to me, increasing my access to all things gloriously Charley. Blood pounded hot in my ears, leaving me lightheaded and dizzy. Drunk on pleasure. My own panties were soaked and the throbbing need between my legs pumped with the rapid beat of my heart. Her breathing turned to pants and low whimpers poured from her lips. I needed to see, to watch her come undone. To watch and know that I was the reason for it.
Kenrya: Charley arched her back and I kept pace, moving my digits within her body. I used my other hand to add pressure to her swollen clit, rubbing in fast circles. She rotated her hips in rhythm to my actions. Faster she went until she stopped. Her legs shook as she let out a long, drawn out groan. A tidal wave of vibrations accompanying her orgasm clenched around my fingers. My chest heaved. The actions scraped my aching nipples against the cushion and served to drive my need higher. I gave a slight pinch to her clit, which made Charley thrash and pump her hips upward.
Kenrya: "Ki. Oh…oh God…" I kept finger fucking her. The steady rocking in sync with my movements offered encouragement. She wanted more just as much as I wanted to give it to her. The second hit. Her legs gave out and drooped off the edge of the couch. She shook her head from side to side as her body jerked with short convulsions. With a parting kiss, and a final swipe to her sex, I removed my fingers and moved up to sit beside her. She collapsed into my lap and draped a weak arm across her face, covering her eyes. I traced the outline of her areola and she shuddered from the touch. "Fucking hell, Ki."
Erica: Okay y'all. Welcome back. Kenrya thank you again for your lovely reading of this story. Um. Girl. Did you get my text message I sent you?
Kenrya: I did. Like "Oh, this bitch. This is filthy." Yes I did.
Kenrya: It is and it's a short ...
Erica: It's a short. And it's literally just like ...
Kenrya: Yeah. Yeah yeah. It was great.
Erica: Do you want to do the what happened thing?
Kenrya: Sure. Yeah. There ... What's her name? Ki? Is that, that's her name? She's an EMT. She lives alone.
Kenrya: Kiki. She's living her life. And her best friend's, her very close guy friend's sister is moving to town because she got an internship, a prestigious kind of internship and needs a place to stay. She is hospitable, and she lets her come stay with her. Unbeknownst to her, old girl has a crush on her, and it turns into some more shit.
Erica: So, as Kenrya described, this story just ... It's everything a woman needs.
Kenrya: That's a good way of putting it.
Erica: It's a short story. It is back to back to back, and I listened to the audiobook, which was another reminder of why we do this podcast. I was like, "Whoa." It was ... And, Meka just writes the sex so ... She's good. You can tell it's a woman writing about women's bodies, right?
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: It was just, bitch. I was ... I like shorts.
Kenrya: It's a good one.
Erica: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Kenrya: No, I just said it was a good one.
Erica: Oh, yeah. I am ... I like shorts, because it kind of cuts out some of the back and forth, and we get down to the ... Get down.
Kenrya: You're like, "Fuck all that will they won't they, let me get to the yes they will."
Erica: Exactly. I don't like tension and all that. I mean, but even the way she ... I don't have my nails done. I'm getting them done tomorrow. Even the way she wrote about, like, the anticipation and the wanting and the ... Girl.
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: Meka, you my boo. This one is definitely going in my for a lonely night repertoire. Okay. I have this written in all caps. It's much later in the story. The scene where they have sex in the shower?
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: The first thing they do is get shower caps out. Bitch. Yeah. She handed her hers and then she went and looked for an extra because she knew it was going to be down there. I was just like, "Damn, this shit's Black." I literally have this in all caps. Shower caps for shower sex.
Kenrya: Ain't nobody just getting their hair wet, no thank you.
Erica: Sometimes you get out of the situation, because you're like, "This shit ain't right. How you going to wake up with makeup on? How you going to have sex in the shower?" Especially because she got locs, so then you've got to spend the next three days drying them bitches out.
Kenrya: Exactly. No. Drying that shit out?
Erica: Girl, I was just like, "Oh. This is great." And then there was, she said, like, at one point she was like, the sound of the ... The sound of the rain. The sound of the shower on her ...
Kenrya: Up against the shower cap. Yeah.
Erica: It was just so ... Yo.
Erica: This bitch is writing her ass off. Good pick, Killa.
Kenrya: It just felt very real. Very real.
Erica: We all know that my love language, my love expression is flirt. It ain't even a love language. I just flirt, right?
Kenrya: You just flirt, bitch.
Erica: I can't even call it a love language.
Kenrya: Old folks, dogs, babies ...
Erica: Exactly. I can't even call it a love language, because love language makes it seem special. I flirt with everyone. Like, everybody. But when the first part of the story, where they're ... Where ... I want to say Meka. Where Charley, which was a great name for the character ... Where Charley showed up and was kind of dropping hints to Kiki ...
Kenrya: Yeah, but Kiki was like, "I can't tell. Is she flirting with me, or is she just being sweet? Then she rubs up against me, was that on purpose?"
Erica: Girl, have you been in situations like that where you're like ... "What's happening here?"
Kenrya: I have. I'm remembering it most vividly like in college when niggas who thought they were slick. You know, the little ... The boob rub, you passed a little bit too close behind me situation. I can't say that I've experienced ...
Erica: Oh my God. That shit in the club. "Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me."
Kenrya: I don't want your dick on my back. I can't remember it in recent times because I think I'm just ... We're just too grown. But like, absolutely when I was younger. And also not being able to tell ... I mean shit. You know I ended up on a couple of dates and didn't know they was dates until halfway through, so ... That's my own problem.
Erica: Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. I definitely have had situations where one, I was flirting and the person didn't realize that ... Nigga, I flirt with everybody. You ain't special. Because I'm also a closed mouths don't get fed on this boulevard kind of bitch, where I make it plain. Ain't no will they won't they with me. I'm like, "Hey, you. Come here."
Kenrya: Same, at this big age, for sure, for sure. I've never really been a flirter, I don't think. I've always just either been direct or didn't say shit, and when I was younger, it was very much, "Oh, you going to have to start this off." Because I felt like if you didn't have the balls to say how you felt, then I'd just act like it ain't happening. And I'm still that way. If you ...
Erica: Listen. Girl, I was in the car with my kid, and he's like, "What's that?" And I'm like, "What's what?" "What's that?" And so I see the bug. And then at this point, I'm like, "I don't know what you're talking about. I don't see it. What are you talking about?" "That right there." I said, "Oh. What do you think it is?" "A bug." "So then why did you ask me?"
Kenrya: Nigga. Yeah.
Erica: Girl, I am trying my best to avoid ...
Kenrya: You know what I say all the time when this little person does things like that? I say, "Okay, so what would you like me to do about it?" Like I want her to plainly, for real, okay. Think about it. Now, you just brought this thing to my attention. Tell me what it is that you want. Ask for what you want. Don't expect me to read your mind. Don't be passive-aggressive. Don't drop a note. Tell me exactly what it is that you want me to do right now. Teaches her problem solving, it teaches her to open her mouth and speak up for herself.
Erica: Yup. Yup. That's one of those things that my ex is working on with my son right now. He sends him into the store by himself or lets him walk down to McDonald's and that kind of thing. He goes to get his haircut alone, because there's a little barber shop right next to the ...
Kenrya: Right there, yeah.
Erica: He did that shit this past time, and came back and shit looked the exact same. Like, the exact same. Like not even awesome, like I got my shit shaped up. What?
Kenrya: Did you pinch the bitch?
Erica: He was like, "I'm letting my hair grow out." I'm like, "All right." But he hates getting that edge up in the front because it tickles him, or something, I don't know, but I'm like, "Look bro."
Kenrya: That's funny.
Erica: But you know what? That ain't my problem. Not my problem. Not my problem. Closed mouths don't get fed on this boulevard, and I like ... To me it's like, sexy when a man can articulate. Says, "I want you. I like you. I want to develop something with you." In this world of milquetoast-ass niggas, milquetoast-ass niggas. Yeah. I need you to be bold about what you want.
Kenrya: Speak up.
Kenrya: Which is what was dope about Charley. Charley was like, "This is how I feel. This is what I want. Let's go."
Erica: Yes. But Charley was, as a character, you could tell that's who she was. She was Kenrya. She planned and thought and researched the fuck out of things.
Kenrya: She did.
Erica: I was just like, "Oh wow. This is how planning can be sexy."
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: Yeah. I thought that was dope as hell. I mean, since we going to go there, we might as well jump to that part. The scene where they had the ... Where they were using the toys.
Kenrya: Oh. And of course that made me think of you, because she pulled out a whole chest.
Erica: Yes. Okay, so the scene where they're using toys. I loved it, because one, she talked about, Charley talked about how she had this stuff and she likes this stuff, but this stuff ain't for everybody else. She has to feel like she can trust you into using this shit on her, which is a very real thing.
Kenrya: Yeah. And she hadn't trusted anybody up to that point, either.
Erica: Yeah, because I mean, it's a lot to be able ... To let somebody like, fucking handcuff you to a pole butt naked. Like ... I'm going to trust this nigga. Or trust that they're going to stop when you say to stop or when you yell Rufus. Is it Rufus?
Kenrya: Yeah, it was Rufus.
Erica: You've got to, like, you know ... It takes a lot. So I loved that part. But then, when she asked Kiki, what she asked her ... Am I giving it away? Can I tell it?
Kenrya: I don't know what you going to say. Say it.
Erica: Well, so. They have sex with some toys, and then they, when they're done, when they're finished, first ... Not first. Again. Great, because it showed the talks. We just talked in another episode about how you're supposed to talk about sex so that everyone is satisfied. This was a good conversation. It wasn't awkward or anything like that, it was just, "Oh, so you liked that. Tell me more." And, Charley was like, "I like it, I been researching it, but I ain't never found nobody to do it with." And I was just like, "Yo, that's dope." I think, I keep saying I want to do more research about this. More reading about this. But I keep reading in places that BDSM helps some people work through their trauma about coerced sex and that kind of thing. Trigger warning.
Kenrya: I think we talked to Jasmine a bit about that when she was on, too.
Erica: Yes. And I find ... I read that a big part of it is being able to say, "Yes. No. I want this. I don't want that." And you're gaining control again.
Kenrya: Topping from the bottom. Yeah.
Erica: So ... Okay. Maybe I do that. Yeah. I was just like ... Go. You go.
Kenrya: Yeah. I was just saying, you were like, "Oh, yeah."
Erica: Yeah. I totally do that. When I've had situations ... That is, as a woman, that is how I ... Not as a woman. As a partner, that's how I work, tend to work in relationships. I have become a lot more direct, but I kind of grew up in one of those households where it's like, you know, the man's the head, you're the neck and shoulders, so you turn him around. Or some shit like that. I've always kind of operated ... You know, me and my good old Midwest proverbs.
Erica: A spider once told me ...
Kenrya: All right, Anansi.
Erica: That's something that's been programmed. Let a man be a man. Lead. But really you're running the show and you just figure out ways to do it. But ...
Kenrya: I don't think anyone's ever told me that before.
Erica: Oh, yeah.
Kenrya: I'm just thinking.
Erica: And then I grew up in a home with lots of really strong female ... Females. I grew up in a home with a lot of really strong women. And so ...
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: Yeah, that's how we operated. "Yeah, okay, uh huh. This what we about to do."
Erica: And I'm going to trick him into it. They don't say "trick him," but essentially that's it. And, the older I get ...
Kenrya: There's some manipulation at hand.
Erica: Yeah. The older I get, and the more I think about relationships and what I want my relationships to look like, I recognize that I don't want that shit. I shouldn't have to trick you into doing some shit, or trick you into leading a family the way I want because ... No, nigga, we going to sit down together, we going to have a conversation, and then this is what we're going to do.
Erica: All this goes back to topping from the bottom, because when I have been in relationships like that, I've always been like, "Well, okay, but don't you want to ... All right." So you know, that term definitely hit home.
Kenrya: Yeah. That's what's up. Yeah, I think we know that I just say what I want, and if the niggas are ... And we have conversations about the things that I said, and sometimes I have to apologize for the way that I say things because I don't have a whole lot of finesse when I say things, I just say them the way that they come to my brain sometimes. But they tend to be joint decisions, and the times when I have made unilateral decisions, I have been woman enough to back down off my shit, I'm trying.
Erica: I might have made a mistake, maybe not the mistake in the decision, but a mistake in unilaterally making the decision.
Kenrya: Making it. It was a mistake all the way around, but it's fine. I can admit that.
Erica: So, the nipple clamps.
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: The way she described it and the tone changed.
Kenrya: You know I love me a good nipple clamp.
Erica: Girl, I was like, sitting there like ... "You going to come back soon? It's going to happen." She wrote this ...
Kenrya: It will.
Kenrya: It will. If not ...
Erica: He a pussy.
Erica: She wrote it so well, that you felt it. This was like, chef's kiss erotica.
Kenrya: It made me want to go, I haven't used mine in quite some time. It made me want to go dig them out, because just that little when you brush them, that sensation, oh my God. It's so sensitive and takes so very little to shift the way that she ... Yeah. I was like, "Oh, I need to go dig out my clamps."
Erica: You mentioning this chest made me laugh, because more than her having the chest, her saying, "I brought the chest with me, because I don't need my mama to discover it when she doing a deep clean on my house." When my aunt came to stay with me, I was like, "She going to be cleaning my house, and she going run across some shit she ain't supposed to," But I was like, "Look. If you do, not my problem."
Kenrya: Stay out my shit. You a grown ass woman in my house.
Erica: Stay out my shit. Exactly. Exactly. I won't say it like that to her, I promise. Okay. The biggest theme in this book is having ... I was about to say overnight guests. Being hospitable to people staying with you. You touched on this a bit. Maybe this was in your ... I get our conversations mixed up because I've been doing a lot of editing lately, but you said, "Look. The idea of having somebody in my house ain't cool."
Kenrya: Yeah, it just makes me bare my teeth. I don't like it.
Erica: What's the longest somebody can stay with you?
Erica: Yeah. Damn.
Kenrya: Five days, tops. That's even long.
Erica: Five days is a lot.
Kenrya: Three? Maybe three? Five is the longest that I can stay anywhere else.
Kenrya: And even then, you know, when I go home, I get a hotel room. I don't do those.
Erica: Yeah, it's something about being able to just disconnect from even the people that you're supposably ... Supposably visiting.
Kenrya: For me, one of my boundaries around going home is that I have to have a hotel room. I have to have somewhere that I can go at the end of every day to get away from everybody. I love my folks, and I go there so that I can see them, but I am a person who needs quiet, and a person who enjoys solitude, and I really like being able to go sleep in a comfortable bed and not have to deal with people all night. I'm going to say three days.
Erica: So, you know, my family is the type of family that, "You're staying in a hotel? Why would you stay in a hotel?" They really get upset. It wasn't ... It's not a problem, because now my Granny's house is just, it's pretty much empty, and so I don't mind staying there because I have my own bed. It's my Granny's old bed. It's good and comfy. I've got my own bathroom. That's fine. But before, it was like, "Well, I'm going to sleep on the couch, and you can have my ... " Girl. If you don't just ... No. No. That's too many asses to be moving. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Kenrya: Yeah, it's too much. My family felt a way when I first started doing it, but I was just like, "I hear you, but this is what I need to do in order to be able to be comfortable when I come home, so I'll see you in the morning." That's it. That's all I got.
Erica: Yeah. And also, yeah. Because staying at ... I go to ... You know you visit a bunch of people's houses and so then you're like, well, this person's here, this person's there, I'm staying at this person's house but I'm going to see this person later on. I just get to enjoy my free breakfast and head on someplace else.
Kenrya: You ain't got to try to get back to somebody's house by a certain time or no shit like that. I just, I enjoy ... I drop my kid off at my dad's, because that's where she want to be, and that's great. And I go do what the fuck I want. I visit all my aunties and see all my cousins, because of course, you know, nobody's going to come to you. You've got to make the circuit and go see everybody else, even though you just drove all the way to the Midwest, but okay. But then I get to go back to my room at the end of the night, and that is exactly how I like it.
Erica: Yeah. My Granny's house actually was the house where everyone would congregate, but now that she's gone, I do a lot more going to see people, going to people's houses, and I'm like, "I don't like that. I don't like that." Because usually I just sit at the kitchen table and eat everything.
Kenrya: And cook and eat, yeah. My grandparents died on my dad's side when I was much younger, so I ain't never had a hub, really. I just always go and I've got to go visit my mentors, and I've got to go see all my aunties, and I've got to see my cousins. I try to get my cousins to at least come to they parent's houses so that I can see them and see they parents at the same time, but that don't even always work, because people got kids. It's just a lot.
Erica: My cousins be like, "Come to my house. We can smoke." I'm not trying to smoke, get smoked out every time I go visit family. But I do appreciate it.
Kenrya: I'm about to say, sounds like they're being hospitable.
Erica: Yeah, I don't mind. They are being hospitable.
Erica: Okay, so what about, we talked about us going to visit other people, but what about people visiting you? Do you have any hard and fast rules?
Kenrya: Yeah, no. Three days. I think three days is it, but I also don't have people come visit me very often. Let's put aside COVID. I don't really do those. I just don't like people in my house. I'm like ... You know how like, you get to the end ... Like on Saturday, you was like, "All right, I'm going to go take a shower and get in my bed."
Erica: I did that?
Kenrya: Yeah. Oh, you was drunk, but yes. You was like, "I'm going to get in my bed, butt naked, and enjoy the rest of my night." We was like, "Okay, girl, we leaving. Don't worry."
Erica: I saw that post that's been going around Instagram, it's like, "How you going to have a hot girl summer if you in bed by 10?" And I'm like "Nigga, that is a hot girl summer." For a few reasons. One ...
Kenrya: That means that you went hard all day.
Erica: Hot girls get their full eight hours, right? Second, if I'm in bed by 10, that means I took a good hot shower, I did my face care routine, I'm in comfortable pajamas, it's not some like, passing out shit. So yes, a true hot girl gets her eight hours, takes care of her skin, removes her makeup.
Kenrya: Yeah. I like it. That's what's up.
Kenrya: I agree. That's what we do. When people were here, which again, doesn't happen very often ... I tend to spend more time in my room. I just ... I like to be alone. I do. I don't like coming out in common areas and there being people there.
Erica: Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Kenrya: I ain't shit. Oh my God. Usually if somebody comes to stay, they stay for two or three days, like our homegirl, in Philly. When she comes down, I am always ecstatic for her to be here. She's here for two or three days, and then she goes home and it's perfect. We get to stay up and talk after our kids go to sleep. It's like the perfect amount of time. We have outings planned, we do stuff, and I very much enjoy her company, so it works out really really well. I just feel like after too many days, stuff starts to drag out, and I, because I am somebody who can just sit here and be quiet all day, I think that doesn't work with everybody. It also depends on the people, right?
Kenrya: My partner knows that I can sit here all weekend, and I ain't got to say too much. And when I'm ready to take a nap, I'm going to push his computer over and I'm going to put my head down on his lap and I'm going to go to sleep and he going to sit there and keep watching TV. And then when we get up, we going to eat.
Erica: Yeah. Okay.
Kenrya: Yeah, that's just me. I'm not a ... You know what it is? I used to always tell my ex-husband when his girls would come over, my stepdaughters. He would always feel like he had to have activities and things. I'm not that person. I'm like, "You coming to chill? We're fixing to chill chill. We fin to talk, we about to have all the catch up conversations. We going to watch some movies together, we going to look at our horoscopes, I'll go through pictures that you've been meaning to show me." But everybody wants to be up and about and doing ... And I don't want to do any of that. I guess it just depends on the person, but I don't know. When do you max out? See, you have people over and you be all right, it seem like.
Erica: I like people over. I have a much bigger space. I don't have to share a bathroom with them. When I was in my old house, girl. We could have niggas there for ...
Kenrya: Oh, nigga, you might not even know that they was there.
Erica: Exactly. That has happened a few times.
Kenrya: People could be in the basement and you would never know.
Erica: Why is this strange car parked outside? Exactly. So yeah. I don't mind it. I enjoy entertaining. I enjoy having people at my house in my space. But, like Killa has said, when I hit that point, it's a wrap. It is a wrap. It's not even like, a number of days. It's just like a number of hours in the day. All right. We've had all our time together. You can do whatever you want, but I'm going into my room to my bed.
Erica: It's not that bad.
Kenrya: I also do that.
Erica: My grandpa was good at that. He would just, y'all think he going to the bathroom, that nigga be in there knocked out, asleep. I might have done that too. I'm also one of those people that if I'm hungry, if I'm sleepy, if I'm ready to go, that's what we going ... I'm ready to go. I'm hungry. You know? I didn't drive ...
Kenrya: How many functions have we snuck out of because I was ready to go and you was hungry and we just backed away.
Erica: Let's go. Yeah, we just like ... Everybody...Perfect. Time to run.
Kenrya: We leave from homecoming parties, we leave from potlucks, we leave.
Erica: Girl. There's, again, there's only certain people you can roll with, because our other girlfriend who has my little boy friend, not boyfriend, but her, the son ...
Kenrya: She got to say bye to everybody.
Erica: She got to say bye to everybody, and then she's like ... It's just ... Good God.
Kenrya: I love her dearly, but she ain't ready to go yet and I be ready to ...
Erica: And then when you get her ready to go, then it's like, "Okay. So let me go say bye." I got to, "Girl, what about this." I remember one time we were trying to leave and she asked somebody about the paint on their walls. And they were like, "Oh, I got it downstairs."
Kenrya: That sounds exactly like her.
Erica: So then they went downstairs, and rummaged through paint cans, and brought paint cans up, and then she took ... I was just like, "Girl."
Kenrya: That's her exactly in a story.
Kenrya: Which is why we roll together, because we can just get in the car and go.
Erica: Yeah. And, look, I'm ready to go. I'm not ready to go. And we understand. Okay, I'm going to call a Uber.
Erica: Or a ride share.
Kenrya: I can't remember ... We probably have never done that too many times, but still, yeah.
Erica: Yeah. We do ...
Kenrya: Because we're independent.
Erica: Kind of leave together.
Kenrya: We do that together.
Erica: Yeah, we generally come and leave together just because it's like, okay, we both know when we are about to max out.
Erica: Because Kenrya's usually tired of people and I'm usually tired of the food and want to go stop at Chick-fil-A on the way home or something. Yeah.
Erica: My only ... A few things. One, I realized that I have become that Black mama that don't let my kid in my room. He keeps his laptop and cell phone in my bedroom at night, because I caught him, my brother caught him in the middle of the night playing some game.
Kenrya: Yeah. I remember.
Erica: To which he asked him, "What are you doing?" And he said, "Going to get something to drink?"
Kenrya: Listen, they be thinking we're stupid.
Erica: I tell him all the time, "I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter. You might be able to do a trigonometral, trigonomical equation, but I'm smarter than you." So he comes in my room just for that, but if I told that boy to get something out of my bathroom, he probably would be so confused, because no, that's my space. You don't come in here.
Kenrya: Go ahead.
Erica: So I'm like that with guests. Stay out of my space.
Kenrya: I go in your room. I don't care.
Erica: Bitch, you don't count. But yeah, generally with guests, it's like, "Nah, you ain't ... Uh-uh." I'd be quick to leave some drawers on the floor, not flush my toilet like your child.
Kenrya: That's always your warning, because I always use your bathroom. I used your son's bathroom the other day and I just felt all discombobulated because I never do that, but I also had to pee really bad. I was like ...
Erica: Actually I cleaned my house really good and cleaned his bathroom.
Kenrya: I figured you did.
Erica: It's me.
Kenrya: I figured you did, because yeah. But normally I would ... You'd be like, "The toilet is ..." Damn. You'll be like, "The toilet." And I'll be like, no worries.
Erica: I feel like I make my house comfortable enough for people to come visit, right? You have all your needs. When people came to take care of me, they had phone chargers, toothbrush, toothpaste, everything you need. Ain't no reason for you to come in my room. None whatsoever. So stay out of my damn room.
Kenrya: Makes sense to me.
Erica: Also I wake up early. I'm up at the crack of dawn, so you need to understand that. I'm not going to wake you up and bother you, but just know I'm going to be rustling around in the morning. Which is also why I don't like staying at people's houses, because you know. I was that kid at a sleepover that was waking up, sitting drinking coffee with they mama, because everybody else asleep.
Kenrya: I've always been the one that I'm worried that I'm going to sleep too long at somebody's house, but luckily I never really get that comfortable at anybody else's house, so I guess it works out.
Erica: That has something to do with it, too. I'm not, yeah.
Kenrya: Yeah. I end up waking up, so it's fine. I am the same way with my room. I just, I'm like, okay, common areas are for people.
Erica: Common areas are common for a reason.
Kenrya: I do let people I'm close to use my bathroom, just because it's cleaner than my kids' bathroom.
Erica: Girl. Our kids' bathrooms be like a cesspool and yeah. At our old house, we legit had a guest bathroom.
Kenrya: A guest bathroom, soon as you came in. Yeah.
Erica: But now, the guest bathroom is my son's bathroom. Girl, I kept passing, because of our custody schedule, he'll be gone for days at a time. And I kept passing his bathroom. I kept smelling Mr. Hanky.
Kenrya: Oh no. Oh no.
Erica: Girl, I went in, I was like, "What is this?" Opened up the toilet, he had tried flushing it but it didn't flush all ...
Erica: Girl, I was just like, "Oh, I'm so happy nobody came to visit," because again, I keep a clean house.
Kenrya: People are not going to judge you for your kids. Listen. It is what it is. This one cleaned ... I went to take my walk in the morning and I came back and I came back to ... I was getting pictures as I was walking in that she was vacuuming and she'd cleaned her toilet and she was very proud of herself. "My bathroom is sparkling." I'm like, "Good, because I didn't want to smell it, so I'm really glad that you did it before I had to tell you to get in there."
Erica: It probably wasn't sparkling, but we're proud of her nonetheless.
Kenrya: I am very proud, because I didn't have to tell her to do it. She went in there and did it herself, and that is a big deal in and of itself. She nine, so.
Erica: Little nasty thing.
Erica: Did Meka ever tell us what Charley was an intern for?
Kenrya: I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think we really got details into the program except for that it was like a two ... Like the first few weeks were like an audition to get, to actually get the internship. Which was something that Charley kept from everyone until she was settled into the house.
Erica: Because she was like, "Y'all wouldn't let me go." Okay, so ... Charley's brother, slash Kiki's best friend. This dude was like, a bit much when it came to protecting his little sister, right?
Kenrya: Mm-hmm (affirmative). Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Erica: I hate that shit. I find a lot of times ... It wasn't the case in this situation, I don't think. I find a lot of the times, most guys that are super overprotective of their sisters and daughters don't want them running into a nigga like them.
Kenrya: Right. Yeah. It's usually because they're trash and they know that there's other trash out there.
Erica: Uh-huh, and got trash-ass homeboys, so all they see are trash-ass niggas, and they be afraid of that, right? I think in this situation, it was more of a, "I don't want my sister's heart to be broken."
Erica: Because they kind of ... He kind of said that when they mentioned that they were dating. But yeah. Again, I grew up in a family with a lot of strong women. I have an older brother. I have older cousins. Occasionally they try to be like, do that big brother shit. But then I'm like, "No. No." My brother don't even know how to do it. He might ... I'm like, "No." "Okay, yeah sis." He don't know how to do that shit properly. Which I appreciate, because it's like, "Come on, now." And as a mother of a son ...
Kenrya: It always ... What?
Erica: You go, sorry.
Kenrya: I was going to say, it's just always kind of creepy to me, because it comes down to this whole treating your younger person, your sibling, like this possession. This thing that you hold and that you get to gatekeep and it just feels weird to me. Especially when it's a girl who you're treating that way, because so often folks who were assigned female are treated in this way as if we're someone to pass on from one person to another. Like it's your brother's job to pass them, to give their approval and pass them on to this other person. “Well, nigga, I'm a whole person. I get to make this decision.” That always bothers me.
Erica: Yeah. I agree. I remember at my wedding, I was like, "I don't want nobody to give me away. Nobody's giving me away." My oldest brother walked me down the aisle, but then he stopped and then I went to my ex-husband, because I was like, "Nah. I got bills in my name. Ain't no motherfucking way somebody giving me away. If you giving me away, you taking the shit that existed before I got gave." Because yeah. I don't like that. I do think that there's a difference between just solidly caring about your sibling versus, "Can't nobody deflower my girl," or whatever.
Kenrya: That weird ... That's like, it's around prom time right now and they've been posting those ... Yeah. The guns and the, yeah. White people. Nobody can get to my daughter thing.
Erica: As a mother of a young boy, I'll be goddamned if he showed up, spent all his little money, his coins, on getting a little girl, taking somebody to prom, taking somebody to prom and their parent shows up with some guns in pictures and shit.
Kenrya: Like, what the fuck? This is violent.
Erica: Yeah. Yeah, no. You ain't going to do that shit. People think it's cute, but no thank you. I'll pass.
Kenrya: It's really weird.
Erica: Okay. You got anything else to say other than ... Untwist the face.
Kenrya: Oh, no, that was me thinking.
Erica: Oh, okay. You was like ...
Kenrya: I was trying to think if there was anything else that I wanted to talk about in this episode. No. I think we covered it.
Erica: Covered all the bases. All right, well ...
Kenrya: We did. We did.
Erica: Now we are going to our, after a short break, we will go to our next segment.
Kenrya: What's turning us on.
Erica: Jesus Christ. We've got to be ...
Kenrya: I did it.
Erica: Okay. All right, child. We'll be back.
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Erica: Okay, y'all, so welcome back to our next segment, what's turning us on? So you've got ...
Kenrya: Yeah, that's what this is.
Erica: Kenrya got something to show y'all.
Kenrya: She's the worst. Okay. What's turning us on this week is this card game. It kept coming up in my Facebook feed. You know how they keep feeding you shit over and over again and that shit coming up on IG too, because if it's on one it's on the other. I had been thinking about buying it for a while, and so finally I was like, "Fuck it. Let's do it." I'm really glad that I did.
Kenrya: It's this card game. It's got 199 questions. The point is for you to sit with your partner and ask the questions and get the answers. We did it. We've played this game once in the evening before I got too sleepy. Be able to sit up and be coherent. It's got questions in a bunch of different categories like money questions, longevity questions, questions that look back on your history before that person and with that person. Sex questions, all kinds of stuff.
Kenrya: For the most part, there were some questions that were a little weird. There was one that was, "How do you know that I can support you?" And it felt super presumptuous. One, it presumes that I do think that you can support me, two it presumes that I want you to support me. We had some where we kind of rephrased them for ourselves and then answered them. Then there were questions like, the things that we always talk about you should be talking about with your partner.
Kenrya: Part of why I like this is because I think that there are some folks who really do need those prompts to have those more ... Not difficult, but challenging conversations. Things that are beyond the surface, so things that you should be talking about, like how often would you like to be having sex? Do you think we have enough? Do you not? Things like, how much money do you think we need to be able to be stable? Do you think we'll be together in 15 years? What's some other ones here? How has your upbringing ... How was your upbringing different than mine and how does that affect the way that you show up in our relationship? Yeah.
Kenrya: We sat and probably went through 20, 25 questions, just kind of answering them. It was interesting to see where we had the same answers, where we diverged. There was one, it was like, "What do you think that I think is my best trait?"
Erica: Oh wow.
Kenrya: Shit like that. Yeah. Then we both answered it, but then we also answered what we actually think our best traits were, so it was really interesting to get inside his head and give him a peek, and things that we might not have thought to ask each other. Then when we finished, it was like, "All right, let's have sex." We talk a lot about how intimacy is not just sex. It was a very ... It fostered this really intimate conversation, and then made us want to get even more intimate when we were done. So yeah. It was very turn-on-y. I very much enjoyed the experience, and we're ... It's so many cards. Like I said, we only made it through maybe 25 of them, so we've got another, fucking, almost 275 more cards to get through.
Kenrya: It's fine.
Erica: You said it's ...
Kenrya: Yes. Mm-hmm (affirmative). You're right. That's better math.
Erica: Well thank you for sharing that. We will include a link to purchase that in our show notes. With that, this is Kenrya and ... Well, Erica and Killa, your two favorite hoe-hosts, making it clap.
Kenrya: Making it clap.
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